Have a Bootlegged X-mas

Ah, it’s that time of year again. The time where gifts are abun­dant, food is plen­ti­ful and all Christ­mas trees are dec­o­rated with artis­tic enthu­si­asm and care­ful atten­tion to detail. Well, not all Christ­mas trees. You’ve had too much fun liv­ing in a plush world of full, bil­lowy, pine trees. I know.

Well, I’m here to open your eyes to grim real­i­ties. There are Christ­mas trees out there that can­not with­stand the weight of heavy orna­ments (because they’re anorexic), some trees have been neglected year after year and will never have a star on top, damm­nit! This hol­i­day sea­son, lets put the spot­light on the strug­gling Christ­mas trees of the world…The Boot­legged X-mas Tree.

Some­one throw a cup of water on this poor thing. It looks parched.

This pic­ture was just weird and scary. If you had some­thing like this near your tree, by default, it’d fall into the “Boot­legged X-mas Tree” category.