Hot Trend of 2009: Turd Brows and Meth Pink Lipstick

Raquel Reed, I have to give it to her. Jumbo eye­brow pen­cil or not, the bitch has crafted the art of “the per­fect brow arch”. Her turd brows are com­pli­mented by evenly cut, choppy, coma-blue bangs. This is all ruined by her choice to wear .99 “meth pink” col­ored lip­stick. There is some­thing intrin­si­cally trashy about pasty pink lip­stick. Guess she’s going for the ‘bar­bie look’. I’m glad her mouth isn’t open any wider, ’cause she woulda com­pletely cracked this photo.