How To Successfully Crack a Photo

• Rock the “peek through bra” look as the above picture
• Wear a poly­ester wrap around shirt with the words “BAR” on it
• Walk around a club with an over­sized perv cam around your neck 

• Pre­tend to lick your boob (and have to lift it 5 inches in the process) to show every­one how much fun your having
• Pre­tend to be inter­ested in the girl who can lick-lift her boob

Last but not least, pull off a really bad lip hus­tle.