• Rock the “peek through bra” look as the above picture
• Wear a poly­ester wrap around shirt with the words “BAR” on it
• Walk around a club with an over­sized perv cam around your neck 

• Pre­tend to lick your boob (and have to lift it 5 inches in the process) to show every­one how much fun your having
• Pre­tend to be inter­ested in the girl who can lick-lift her boob

Last but not least, pull off a really bad lip hus­tle.

I don’t know exactly what it is, but there is some­thing very weak about this Lip Hustle…There isn’t enough “UMPH”, like this one. Maybe his teeth are just tiny.…? Nah. Maybe it’s the baby hairs above his skinny upper lip…? Nah. Okay, it has to be the squig­gles in his cheap contacts! 

Damn, that’s not it either. I guess it’s just a weak Lip Hustle!

Cute hair, tho…

Var­i­ous pic­tures of the great lip hus­tlers she’s ever stum­bled upon on in MySpace, dance around in her lit­tle head as she snaps pho­tos of her­self. This is what has to be going on if she is tak­ing her­self seri­ously. Obvi­ously delu­sional behav­ior for some­one wear­ing a hideous Cosco Man­ager maternity-wear sweater shirt.

Gotta give it to this kid, this is one adorable lip hus­tle. You gotta have juu­u­ust enough lip to be a true lip hus­tler. And he has just enough…and nice teeth!

Anthony Van­ity

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Mr. Van­ity graces us with another photo to demon­strate that he can do his make-up bet­ter than most women. Look at that fi-yerce cat eye!